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candlemon:

CHILI PEPPER DAT BITCH YAS

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makochantachibanana:

riversong01:

fulbrite:

HOW TO BECOME A GODDAMN MAGICIAN

1. OWN A TABLET PEN

2. PUT IT DOWN FOR TEN SECONDS

3. ABRACADABRA WHERE THE FUCK DID IT GO

never have I laughed so hard

Best thing a magician can do in .5 seconds

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k-hiq:

hikaribakuras:

holyjazspers:

horton hears a huh

horton hears a what

horton hears a chicka chicka slim shady

HORTON HEARS NOTHING HORTON IS AS DEAD AS THIS JOKE

horton hears a hater

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billcosplay:

i had a book when i was a kid where u could write ur own knock knock jokes and im still laughing at it

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emoij:

emoij:

a fun game to play is comment on every picture of two people and say “is that your girlfriend” and just run with it.

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ruinedchildhood:

Not gonna lie I thought this was fried chicken

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trendingly:

Bet you thought it was those puppies again, nope.

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deans-avenging-angel:

meulin-weipon:

waiting-for-the-blue-box:

greatbritishcheese:

maggiekealy:

tastefullyoffensive:

Wi-Fighting

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Winternet is coming

pretty sure i’ve rebageled this 20 times already but it’s just so good

Did you just say rebagled?

this is actually one of my favorite things 

rebagled

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bagmilk:

when i die please punch everyone who says “i wish i got to know them better”

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jevoussaluespinelli:

iwriteaboutfeminism:

12:01 AM in Ferguson. Curfew broken.

Surprise! Bring in the ‘friendly police’ so all the outraged white people can cool down, and then turn around and do it all over again.

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ohmygil:

God is like "ball is life, my son"

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johnjewbert:

if you dont like me please dont pretend to like me ever

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